Letters
August 1, 2008 at 1:00 am Fortune Cell 51 comments
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Write people letters here.
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- Comment on Winter is coming by MelI don't know. I intentionally work in ways not related to my studies. Also foreign school loans what the ballllllllllls. Also kinda why jobs = good idea. But then I'm afraid I'll never go back to the schooling...Mel
- Comment on Winter is coming by Fortune Cellwhich one do you LIKE more? academia or legit work?Fortune Cell
- Comment on Winter is coming by VendavalSounds like someone hasn't been stabbed in a while...Vendaval
- Comment on Winter is coming by POSOCWelcome! This place is not as scary as it may appear.POSOC
- Comment on Winter is coming by MelSo uh, grad school. >>Applied degree => job? >>Pure degree => go on / reclass to PhD? Wat do. Math, btw. >>ASKING THE INTERNET TO SOLVE MY LIFE. >>INCAPABLE OF MAKING DECISIONS.Mel
- Comment on Winter is coming by JadestoneHello hello! Welcome for coming!Jadestone
- Comment on Winter is coming by Rosebud2*lurks* *delurks* Hi. Eheheh. Um... please don't hurt me?Rosebud2
- Comment on Winter is coming by JadestoneWasn't me either, but yes, they did stop autodelete.Jadestone
- Comment on Winter is coming by MelWasn't me, but, did they stop autodeleting?Mel
- Comment on Winter is coming by Ebethdear whoever i gave my KoL account to i went to get back in because i was curious and accidentally password change because i'm a dumb if you still use it, let me know and i'll give you the password. i think i'm just gonna make a new character anywayEbeth
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Fortune Cell | August 10, 2008 at 11:20 am
Dear Penty,
This morning a lion was looking for you. I dunno what that was about, but I would go check out Nicaragua if I were you.
Hugs, kisses, and you can’t rape the willing,
Julia
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penguini | August 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Dear Julia,
I’m running like hell from your lions. I hope you’re happy.
penguini
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Fortune Cell | August 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Dear Penguini,
The lions will only attack you if Penty uses you as bait. Also, sharks!
XOXO,
Julia
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Beavo | August 10, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Dear People,
Wow. This is a thread I’m going to lurk on for a whileARGHWHATTHEFUCKALION– *is eaten*
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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Pan | August 10, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Dear Beavo,
I’m impressed with your ability to write even while inside the stomach of a lion.
Pan
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Beavo | August 10, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Dear Pan,
It’s rather dark in here, but I think he swallowed some school children yesterday, therefor making available pen and paper and reading material.
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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Beavo | August 10, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Dear IBCF,
I have a Hogwarts owl.
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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kricket | August 10, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Dear Beavo,
It must be a very talented Hogwarts owl in order to retrieve letters from the inside of a lion’s stomach.
Sincerely,
Kricket
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Beavo | August 10, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Dear Kricket,
Yes.
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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Fortune Cell | August 10, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Dear Í߀ƒ,
Go the fuck away!
=D
Hugs and kisses,
Julia
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Í߀ƒ | August 10, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Dear Fortune Cell,
Just because I acted like a controlling asshole once doesn’t mean you have to hold a grudge against me. I’m not here to annoy you, I’m here because this is the only retard-free place I know of. Please, please reconsider.
Sincerely, Í߀ƒ
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Fortune Cell | August 10, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Dear Í߀ƒ,
Congratulations! You now know that your actions have consequences! You were a dick to FMB and said it should change, and now you want love and acceptance. That’s just freakin’ adorable. However, that’s not how life works!
How’s this: you email me a three-page paper by tomorrow.
Your subject matter can include:
- What a dick you are!
- How you have changed
- How seriously, seriously, seriously sorry you are
- How much better FMB is than KB!
- How much better I am than you <3
- Actions and consequences!
If it’s good enough, you can come back!
Much love,
Julia
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kricket | August 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Dear Julia,
I can’t tell if you’re kidding about the three page paper that IBEF (I can’t remember how to type the weird letters) has to write. :]
Formally,
Kricket
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Fortune Cell | August 10, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Dear Kricket,
I am most definitely not kidding. If Í߀ƒ wants to stay, he has to work a little for it. It’s summer though, and he has enough time!
Love,
Julia
PS My email is fortune_cell@yahoo.com
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PENTAY | August 11, 2008 at 3:02 am
Dear
Everybody Who Wishes To Send Lions After MeJulia,You will be less flippant with the lions when my unicorn comes in the mail.
Peace and love,
Penty
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Fortune Cell | August 11, 2008 at 7:45 am
Dear Penty,
I have always wanted a unicorn! We will have magical adventures on Third Earth as long as we avoid those pirates that say everything thrice! Thunder, thunder, thundercats -
HOOOOOOOOOO,
Julia
PS I’ve decided Í߀ƒ still has to write the paper, but has more time.
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FrigidSymphony | August 11, 2008 at 10:52 am
Dear me
I love myself
I think I’m awesome
I wonder if I’m doing something later?
Cheers, me
Hey me!
I’m not doing anything later, so why don’t I go find myself?
OMFG I JUST INVENTED TRANSCENDENTAL YOGA MEDITATION!!!++111+!!++111!!!+!+!!+1+11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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penguini | August 11, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Dear ICBF,
Really, you want to come back? I totally agree with Julia…assholes ought to work to come back.
so get writing.
I would sic my set of woundraping lions on you, but I don’t think you’re worthy of being woundraped by them.
Love but no lions,
panguini
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Beavo | August 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Dear Penguini,
You spelled your name wrong.
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
P.S. I killed the lion with my
penmad ninja propz, so now I’m just sending my mail the regular way. I sold the owl to this dude with a scar on his forehead.20.
Jadestone | August 12, 2008 at 9:32 am
Dear FMBers,
I am regretfully still grounded. If anyone has spare lions to send me, I would happily be eaten and never do hw/go back to school again, if it swallows the computer/internets as well.
Traped in the Land of the Dead,
Jadestone
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Beavo | August 12, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Dear Jadestone,
I have a dead one I can send you, if you like. Symapthy for groundedness.
Can you put a smiley in a letter?
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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penguini | August 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Dear Beavo,
Thanks.
penguini
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penguini | August 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Dear ICBF,
You make me laugh with your comical overreactions. You ought to try again.
I was going to be mean and nasty, but that was before dinner and now with food, choklit and Elvenking I am in a much better mood. Consider yourself spared from a thorough lashing…
No lions for you,
penguini
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penguini | August 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Dear Beavo,
I’m sorry I forgot to put this in my last letter, but I’m not sure you understand about the lions…
penguini
and
Dear Julia,
I know this is a tad late, but you set the lions on me yourself. Penty isn’t using me as bait.
*loud swearing*
*runs like hell despite bleeding from multiple wounds*
*trips*
Love and sharks,
penguini
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Beavo | August 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Dear penguini,
I don’t. Care to explain?
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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tetracontakaidigon | August 13, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Dear Beavo,
How do you kill a lion? I’m not sure it’s possible but penguini has threatened to sic them on me and I’m afraid. I think she thinks it’s impossible to kill them. I am hoping you have an answer.
*hides behind someone else to avoid leonine woundrape/death/etc*
Love, Annie
27.
FrigidSymphony | August 14, 2008 at 2:15 am
Dear Dr. Obvious
My wife has never let me have vaginal intercourse with her, ever, since the day we met. And she always insists on bending over and simply lowering her panties, keeping almost everything covered. What do you think this means?
Sincerely,
Mr. Naive
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Beavo | August 14, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Dear tetrewhateverelse,
I kind of got swallowed by it first, but I stabbed it’s stomach from inside with a couple of sharp pens.
But if I were you, I might just poison it or something.
Love Like Winter
Beavo
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penguini | August 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Dear Beavo,
My attempts at getting the relevant logs failed. However, what the lions do can be summed up in the word ‘woundrape’.
Here it’s December,
penguini
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tetracontakaidigon | August 15, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Dear penguini,
Sorry I forgot to send the relevant logs… will do that now that it’s too late.
Stuck in August, please help.
-Annie
~~~
Dear Beavo,
By the time I get inside the lion I think I’ll already be dead or worse and bereft of weaponry. I may try poison, but it’s not the kind of thing I can carry around all the time just in case.
I still don’t see how you survived.
some sort of affection, Annie
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penguini | August 16, 2008 at 8:30 am
Dear Annie,
this may help…
*bows and exits stage left*
penguini
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | August 18, 2008 at 9:06 am
Dear Everybody,
Ebeth is back and wants you all to know that she missed your hawt sex (or, in glassy’s case, hawt rape). Hello to all, and no Julia i did not make any money.
Love,
Ebeth
33.
kricket | August 18, 2008 at 10:20 am
Dear Ebeth,
Welcome back! We should have a hawt sex/rape party sometime to celebrate your return
Quite sincerely,
Kricket
34.
Fortune Cell | August 18, 2008 at 10:30 am
Dear Harlot,
What the hell, ho. Give me my money.
Love and kisses,
Julia
35.
ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | August 18, 2008 at 11:22 am
Dear Julia,
The only male i saw anywhere close to my own age (besides my cousin) was some random guy from michigan tech who logged in to the intartubez for me. In other words, no work was accomplished. Subsequently no money.
Apologies,
Harlot
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Fortune Cell | August 18, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Dear Harlot,
Older men tend to have more money.
Please, follow the money.
Love,
Julia
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Beavo | August 19, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Dear Annie,
Whatever, it’s better to avoid being eaten in the first place, and if you die in the process then there’s really no point in getting out of the lion, is there?
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
Dear Penguini,
How did that help Annie? It’s where I got my closing thing, but would the music video to an AFI song help you get out of a lion? Unless you drowned the lion, but then you’d drown too…
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
P.S. Can somebody please explain about the lions before I make more of a fool of myself as I already have?
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penguini | August 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Dear Beavo,
Annie was there. The movie was reference for our closings.
re: lions- WOUNDRAPE
that clear enough?
Here it’s December,
penguini
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Beavo | August 22, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Dear Penguini,
I suppose if I ask the definition of Woundrape you’ll tell me it’s lions, but I’m going to ask anyways.
What’s the hell does Woundrape mean?
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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Fortune Cell | August 22, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Dear Beavo,
It’s when you make your own hole!
Love,
Julia
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Beavo | August 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Dear Julia,
Oh dear. I’m afraid I don’t understand, but I can guess.
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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Fortune Cell | August 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Dear Beavo,
It’s rape! Of a wound!
Love,
Julia
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Beavo | August 22, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Dear Julia,
I got the rape part, but I don’t know what a wound is.
Love Like Winter (and feeling stupid),
Beavo
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Beavo | August 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
P.S. There’s different definitions of the word “wound”, you see, and I don’t know which one would fit.
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tetracontakaidigon | August 22, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Beavo-
you know how when you accidentally cut yourself with a knife, a hole is created? That kind of wound. Except with claws, lion-inflicted, and not by accident.
-Annie
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Beavo | August 22, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Dear Annie,
Oh. That one. Thought so.
Oh, dear. That’s quite a nasty experience. *runs from woundraping lions*
Love Like Winter,
Beavo
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Jadestone | September 6, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Dear Bevo,
Warn your warmth to turn away,
here it’s december everyday.
~ Jadestone
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Jadestone | September 6, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Dear Beavo,
I typed your name wrong. Don’t worry about having to stab me, just poke my sunburn and I’ll spend the same amount of time writhing on the floor in pain.
~ Jadestone the Red
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Beavo | September 14, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Jadestone,
Aw, I wouldn’t poke your sunburn. It’s the thought of stabbing that counts, anyways.
How’d you get a sunburn if it’s December?
Love Like Winter
Beavo
50.
Fortune Cell | September 29, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Dear Alison,
You never go on
Plus we need to RenFaire.
Love,
Julia
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Beavo | November 18, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Letter to me, by my characters:
Author,
We hate you. You kill us and make us sound stupid and kill us again and there’s only a couple of cool people but they are the bad guys, how is it possible to fight cool people? And plus, you listen to Muse too much while writing. Stop. It’s making us all hysterical.
Love (not)
Characters