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- Comment on Spring Suspicions by AxaMel -- ugh recipe thread sounds perfect. i made a gross cake last night that actually tastes okay with the ridiculously sweet icing i also made. 3am baking turns out ok for once!! but yes let's all talk about food ok (FERN those artichokes, omg) also i know what you mean about the ugh food but i;m hungry but ugh food thing :/ being at school always mess […]Axa
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- Comment on Spring Suspicions by bemusedmuserHeh, I'm starting to not be able to mindlessly eat forever with no consequences. It's disappointing, because I fucking love eating. Basically I just need to encourage my hyperactive tendencies more than my lazy ones. Speaking of food and yummies, I'm cooking artichokes tonight. For the first time. They looked good at the grocery store, so I go […]bemusedmuser
- Comment on Spring Suspicions by MelDude I need to learn more baking. Cooking, I got. But most baking eludes me. Also ever since I've gotten back I've had nothing to do, so cooking, cooking, cooking. And then trying to pawn it off on people.Mel
- Comment on Spring Suspicions by Jadestonemmm yes. One of my goals for the summer: BAKE MORE. To make Joaquin jealous. Because he keeps sending me beautiful pictures of all the delicious things he eats when he's home (in Ecuador) and it's killing me and I need to get him back.Jadestone
- Comment on Spring Suspicions by MelAlso would anyone else be interested in a thread dedicated to sharing recipes of things that are delicious?Mel
- Comment on Spring Suspicions by MelYeah, I think red'll be a nice change. Later though, because if I can get my mother to pay for the dye before I leave, well, hurray. Short hair's pretty nice to have. There is too much self-control involved in not cutting it :/ God that sucks, my running's lost a mile endurance-wise. I don't even. Dude abs are just weird. My BF%'s lo […]Mel
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- Comment on Spring Suspicions by Mel MnemeThere are so few posts, though. I don't mind the season discrepancy. I just realized that I've been only lurking and not posting for sort-of a long while. And I'm really bored right now so it's LIFE STORY TIME. Exciting, yeah? Graduation is today but I am not going because it's boring. And raining. But that means I get to pick up my […]Mel Mneme
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Shadow Gallery | March 13, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I dislike whores.
Also,
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.”
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Jadestone | March 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm
hahahahaha…
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | March 13, 2008 at 4:27 pm
*is a virgin, unless you count glassy-rape or her hawt mormon lesbians*
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darkdukeofdarkness | March 13, 2008 at 8:32 pm
1-is spitzer a big deal outside of new york?
3-*is a ditto.*
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Mel | March 14, 2008 at 3:51 am
4- Yeah, he is. It’s been all over the news. Silly, really.
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penguini | March 14, 2008 at 12:20 pm
1- *snicker laugh*
coughspitzercoughmoroncoughcough
I love seeing politicians make fools of themselves (I need a new source of amusement…) but I really do with they’d not take anybody else down with them.
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FrigidSymphony | March 14, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Not that I’m a sex-maniac, you understand… I just… Love… Sex… XD No, the reason I thought this might be useful was because I stumbled across some very confused teenage girls discussing contraception on a blog. From their conversation it was apparent that the following views are still widespread:
-You can’t get pregnant if it’s your first time
-You can’t get pregnant if you douche your pussy after intercourse
-You can’t get pregnant if you have sex on your period
-You can’t get pregnant if the girl stays on top
-You can get AIDs by simple skin contact
-The G spot and clitoris are the same thing
-The G spot may or may not exist
Anyway, let me clear up the G spot question for anyone who may be in doubt. EVERY, I repeat, EVERY girl has a g spot inside their vaginal canal, but less than 50% feel pleasure when it’s stimulated. All my gf feels is the urge to take a piss, so it’s not really helpful. And trust me, I’ve TRIED. So don’t feel bad if you can’t give your girl a vaginal orgasm, chances are she’s just one of the girls who can’t. Learn cunnilingus and become good at tongueing.
Anyway, does anyone know what foods sweeten the taste of sperm?
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Fortune Cell | March 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm
7- Oh teen girls
I’ve heard vegans/vegetarians have better tasting semen.
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Shadow Gallery | March 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm
7– Oh my. That’s distressing, how…uninformed they are. I mean, I’m a virgin and quite fine with that right now, but still. Eep.
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tetracontakaidigon | March 14, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I don’t really understand why Spitzer is so important… it does to lead to some interesting conversations, though, on the cost of prostitutes.
um… I am so on topic… yeah. *is intrigued and kind of frightened* I haven’t ever really even had a boyfriend, so I’m nowhere near even thinking about the possibility of sex. With that said, I’m less ignorant than those girls.
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darkdukeofdarkness | March 14, 2008 at 9:14 pm
7-and you read this blog? distressing, culture’s sex taboo.
10-well, he’s the governor. and the reason its a big deal is because he broke the law. the same law that he so righteously enforced, whether or not i agree with it. still, its his private business. heres hoping the new guy will be able to deal with the power.
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FrigidSymphony | March 15, 2008 at 1:23 am
11: It was a local blog, frequented only by people who live in this part of Switzerland, and I don’t visit it for the sole purpose of finding out how sexually ignorant female adolescents are.
But anyway, apparently pineapple sweetens the taste, while meat bitterns it. That would explain the vegetarian thesis. Any swallowers with veg bfs here?
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gradster1 | March 15, 2008 at 8:51 pm
*is a virgin*
I have been AIM-raped and am the AIM-masochist lover of Mara. Any questions?
Yeah the whole hopeless romantic thing doesn’t really work if you want a sex life.
*cries in a corner*
/gradster(1)/
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Shadow Gallery | March 16, 2008 at 7:59 am
13– It’s sadomasochism, hon
Meh.
How many people agree with the statement that “relationships without sex don’t make sense”?
This could be a whole lot more complicated, but I will say this: sex should not be the determining factor in a relationship. I recognize the sexual element of relationships etc, but I do not believe that that element alone should determine anything in a relationship.
Again, I could elaborate, but I don’t much feel like it today.
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penguini | March 16, 2008 at 10:17 am
14- Yup
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gradster1 | March 16, 2008 at 11:07 am
HAHA guess what I just remembered – I was taking this quiz (I can’t remember which) and one of the questions was, “True love or hot kinky sex?” and my answer was, “True love – then it’s a package deal.”
*sigh*
Amendment:
*fucking sigh*
/gradster(1)/
P.S. @14 – Goddamnit I can never say it right. Thanks, dearie. XD
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Shadow Gallery | March 16, 2008 at 11:25 am
15 — “Yup” at what?
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gradster1 | March 16, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’m guessing the last bit, @17. Where are you, hon? XD
/gradster(1)/
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penguini | March 16, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I agree with Shadow Gallery’s opinion. Likewise, when I say that, it never sounds right…
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kricket | March 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Hmmm… this may possibly be the reason the school computers don’t let me on this site… *looks around thread* yup, probably…
Anyways, I second Shadow Gallery’s opinion. And me, being a virgin and being in the first romantic relationship of ze entire life, have never really thought about sex so… yeah… heh…
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FrigidSymphony | March 18, 2008 at 10:55 am
Psychologists and sociologists agree that what happens in bed mirrors the entire relationship. So as long as you have good fucks, you’re ok.
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Lizzie | March 22, 2008 at 7:21 am
I had a boyfriend for 6 months. He lived about three, four hours away the entire time.
It was slightly frustrating.
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Shadow Gallery | March 22, 2008 at 3:25 pm
21– Meh. I realise that there is the whole trust idea, and perhaps that having sex is a deep act of trust, but it’s not the only way one can show it. What I’m saying is, if all else is cool, a lack of full-out sexual activity due to something like a general feeling of discomfort or simply not wanting to fuck does not constitute grounds to end a serious relationship. People should be able to be comfortable with each other and trust one another, but that has nothing to do with their personal choice.
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Fortune Cell | March 28, 2008 at 5:27 pm
22- Yeah, I know how that can be…
23- I def. agree.
I guess I’m a little uncomfortable that M might not be a virgin, but not enough to stop pursuing this, not at all.
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Shadow Gallery | March 29, 2008 at 1:22 pm
24– Both my ex- and current boyfriend have experimented with guys, cos they’re bi. My ex is clearly not a virgin anymore (and apparently he can’t keep going for more than five minutes), but when I dated him he was. My boyfriend now…he says he’s “not a virgin with guys” but that he “is with chicks.”
So I guess I’m cool with that. Just as long as he doesn’t push me too far or is dating me for sex or fucks with other people while dating me, I’m cool.
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Fortune Cell | March 29, 2008 at 1:44 pm
25- I think I’d prolly be more comfortable if he’d experimented with guys more than girls, I guess. I know I’m being dumb.
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Eccentric the Afterthought | May 13, 2008 at 2:31 pm
7 – Ouch, sounds like those girls are in for a rude awakening if they’re actually trying to have safe sex based on those ideas!
14 – Well said. I don’t think I quite agree with “relationships don’t make sense without sex” either.
26 – I agree for some reason. In my case it’s probably some psychological thing, like I’d be insecure if my bf had been with other girls…but not guys? I don’t know, that probably doesn’t really make sense. I think I’d be just as awkward either way, truthfully.
I’m definitely a virgin…17 now and never even been on a date yet. Honestly, though, so far I haven’t encountered any guys worth pursuing. Hopefully that will change once I’m in college, far, far away from the Bible Belt if all goes well.
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Mel | May 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm
14- Well, you could have a solely sexual relationship, but it’s not a requisite factor.
Random weird fetishes, anyone? I have this thing with asphyxiation.
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Shadow Gallery | May 15, 2008 at 5:46 pm
28– Yeah. And that’s cool. But yeah, it’s not a requisite factor, and it’s not something I see myself doing.
Hrm.
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FrigidSymphony | May 18, 2008 at 11:27 am
28: Basically I’m game for anything, at least once. Try everything. Even strap-ons. Although the lady refuses. Won’t be trying those anytime soon. Shame.
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Eccentric the Afterthought | May 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I guess I’m something of a prude by modern standards, since there are certain things that I will never do because I just wouldn’t be comfortable with them.
Amending my comment at 27: Looking at it, I realize that I was describing my reaction to after a relationship, not going into one. I wouldn’t feel bad if a guy left me because he were gay, but I would be depressed if it were for another girl. Going into a relationship, I definitely want a straight guy, preferably one who is also a virgin…if I ever get a date, that is.
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | May 25, 2008 at 8:29 pm
30-i’ve heard strap-ons really aren’t that good. but then personally i have no idea
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Shadow Gallery | August 20, 2008 at 6:01 pm
This thread kinda died…
But if this is anything of interest, I lost my virginity about a month ago, before I left for Interlochen. *confetti*
I started on some proper birth control on Sunday (as in pills for me to take every day rather than condoms to have to bother with), so I’m happy. I don’t regret anything I’ve done, and I respect Mike and trust him with my life, and I know it’s mutual.
Also, it is an insanely dumb idea to give a handjob (or a blowjob, for that matter) if the persons are wearing shirts. Bonus points of you make sure you have the means and time for a shower afterward.
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FrigidSymphony | August 21, 2008 at 2:27 am
33: Catch it with your mouth and swallow, or failing that, keep some tissues handy.
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Shadow Gallery | August 21, 2008 at 8:11 am
34: Yeah, well…I got most of it…and besides, showers are much more fun than tissues, if one has the time and means.
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FrigidSymphony | August 23, 2008 at 2:47 am
true, just allow some time for our poor libidos to get back up again. Ejaculation is very draining.
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Mel | August 24, 2008 at 1:57 pm
College is great, despite the fact that everyone tells us about DON’T GET STDs.
But, whatever, there are free condoms in at least three buildings.
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Shadow Gallery | August 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
36: Well yeah. I’m not sure how it compares to having multiple orgasms in…a short time, but yeah, I’ve noticed xD
Am I the only one here who thinks that women and penises work together to make fools of men?
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FrigidSymphony | August 25, 2008 at 4:06 am
38: It takes time and practice, but you can learn how to dominate your penis. I have, and am able to keep myself stimulated for hours without needing to discharge. The only problem is I can’t keep my body raised with my arms as long as that
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kinky | August 27, 2008 at 2:53 pm
38 – I think kegel excercises are supposed to be help with that. Plus they help keep from becoming incontinent whether or not you have a penis. Look it up on wikipedia; it gives you techniques. Do kegel excercises people! They’re good for everything.
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Mel | September 15, 2008 at 12:04 pm
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1840556-1,00.html
Read at your own risk, you will vomit with indignation.
Lock up your promiscuous teenage daughters, y’all.
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potatochip42 | September 15, 2008 at 12:56 pm
“Translation: Find something not lame that sends an alternative message. Stephenie Meyer’s highly popular Twilight series might be one example.”
*coughgagsputter*
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penguini | September 15, 2008 at 5:04 pm
blargh
also blargh
I would suggest that a study be done on how many girls ages 13-15 therabouts who have a boyfriend. Of those who do, how many would consider having sex with said boyfriend.
Those might be Interesting numbers.
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Beavo | September 15, 2008 at 5:20 pm
“…and your daughter starts singing that alarmingly suggestive song about licking a lollipop.”
*sings*
Suckin’ to hard on your lollipop, life’s gonna get you down!
XD
That article was stupid. If they had to write a Time’s magazine article about teenage girls, that’s depressing for two reasons:
First: Everyone already knows about it. You don’t need to read it on Time magazine, you can just walk into a high school.
Second: THAT’S NOT NEWS. Print some NEWS, like banks filing for bankruptcy and how the whole banking system is crashing.
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tetracontakaidigon | September 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm
how many actually do, how many are prevented by lack of contraception/privacy/religion, how many bother to care about those concerns… interesting, indeed. Also try to correlate it to grades, area in which they live, parents, race, anything else they can think of, and so on. Fascinating.
(well, if I had a boyfriend, my opinion might be different…)
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Fortune Cell | September 15, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Sexual seduuuctioooon
woo school dance was last! It was mostly grinding, which is pretty much sex anyways.
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FrigidSymphony | September 16, 2008 at 8:35 am
I’ll never understand grinding. It’s like sex, but you’re in a crowded noisy room that stinks of sweat, and it’s like you’re trying to connect with someone else even though the two of you are fully clothed. It’s like listening to Slipknot when you could be listening to Deicide.
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FrigidSymphony | September 16, 2008 at 8:45 am
Oh and about the article: the one thing I can sort of agree with is the moral issue behind this. Not that it’s bad to have sex, not at all, but it’s bad to have no respect for your body, and portraying whores as cool people doesn’t help either. Also, girls that are too easy will never find a stable relationship, as they become known as whores and are used by men (aren’t we disgusting?) to satisfy only immediate sexual desires. Once men start looking for a conversation to match the sex, uh-oh, suddenly your loose vagina (and possibly ass) looses any appeal it may have had. I think that if one of these blonde geese offered themselves to me at a party or some similar situation, I would decline. I would be disgusted. The only case in which I would engage in emotionless sex is if it’s with another libertine whom I’ve had prior contact with and who wants something too, and isn’t just blowing me because that’s what they do on TV.
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | September 16, 2008 at 9:15 am
48-”Also, girls that are too easy will never find a stable relationship, as they become known as whores and are used by men”
hear hear. don’t have sex with guys you like before establishing any kind of relationship. i’ve had friends who have done this, thinking it would lead to something. it never works, they just go “hurr, free sex!”
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Mel | September 16, 2008 at 11:20 am
46- I want to grind with you. Naked.
48- Aye.
49- Kinda makes sense, though. I mean, at face value, if you just offer sex to a person you’re barely acquainted with, it looks as though you’re not trying to put any emotional work into any sort of relationship, so why should they?
-Goes off to write her own article: The Truth About Teenage Girls: They’re People, Too!-
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Shadow Gallery | September 16, 2008 at 12:37 pm
48– So true, so true. I may have mentioned this before, but I really don’t care if one is sexually active, just as long as they respect themselves and the people they’re sleeping with. And it seems that you do, which makes me feel a lot better about the male population in general. I’m not a man-hater, it’s just that the first romantic encounter I ever had with a male was “if you don’t put out in a month I’m going to dump you” and he did. So I’m still a little paranoid, as you may imagine.
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Grant Orndorff | September 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I despair of my ever having a relationship, let alone ever getting laid. Nobody has expressed interest in me for about 4 years. Or maybe I just suck at reading people.
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Beavo | September 16, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Ew.
The guys in my grade are already talking about the “hot sex they had with their girlfriend” (a.k.a. sticking a cucumber up their ass) and the girls are acting like their sooo promiscuous. It’s so gross. Last year (seventh grade), they formed a group called the “Whore Four”. In seventh grade. I kid you not.
And then they call other girls sluts, where the only person who’s probably had any sex is a short Puerto Rican girl who nobody talks to except me.
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Shadow Gallery | September 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm
53– A literal cucumber or is this a euphemism for a penis? Because there is a difference.
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | September 17, 2008 at 4:20 am
53-while we’re wondering…ass meaning vagina, or ass meaning asshole?
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FrigidSymphony | September 17, 2008 at 7:06 am
55: I hope it was an actual cucumber, being shoved into both ass and vagina, and then eaten. That would be so de Sade.
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Mel | September 17, 2008 at 9:02 am
53- I went to a Catholic school. The ‘slutty’ girls in 5th grade formed the ‘God Squad.’ And ‘practiced Wicca.’ Or something.
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penguini | September 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm
You know how there are catch words that people use whenever something happens(sometimes changes with situation)?
me: (I do something, I forget what except that it triggered the catch word)
T: whore!
j: If she’s a whore, what are we?
me and J: haha/O.o
They never did get a good answer.
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Shadow Gallery | September 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm
56: One, you could get so much more creative than a cucumber, and two…I don’t like anal…
I’m reminded of “Friggin’ in the Riggin’”…
Even though that’d be a horrible sex song (I imagine), lets take a poll…good sex songs anyone?
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Beavo | September 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm
54-Literal. Like that green bumpy vegetable. How would you stick a penis up your own ass? No, never mind, I have a strange feeling someone would tell me exactly how, and I really don’t want to know.
55-Ass like the thing you sit on.
56-*snort*
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Shadow Gallery | September 17, 2008 at 5:40 pm
60– Your own penis, or another one?
Haha, I’m reminded of school last week…someone make giant wax casts of male genitalia (meaning EVERYTHING) and sent them sliding down the handrail between the first floor and the second. As I was going downstairs, I saw someone look at something behind me and start screaming. I heard more screaming on the other side. I look behind me and there’s a HUUUUUUGE wax penis sitting between the handrail and the wall. It was odd.
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kinky | September 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Hahahaha I should try that. Except I would get suspended. Question: who would be willing to stick their genitalia in hot wax?
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Mel | September 18, 2008 at 6:55 pm
59- Do not want anal! My boyfriend finds it amusing to stick anything near my ass to freak me out. I tried doing it back once but he was cool with it. Curse him.
61- How big and whose was it? ;D
62- Someone getting a full Brazilian?
I love when people have loud sex in the dorms. Half the hallway will gather about the room and write things on the dry erase board. It’s silly. No, I’m not in that half.
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Shadow Gallery | September 18, 2008 at 8:26 pm
63– Yeah…my boyfriend’s kinda bi, and he’s kinda had gay sex before…so he has absolutely no problem with that…
Also, I have no idea. I have seen an actual 10 and a half inch cock, but this was like…it was like a doll or an action figure or something. It was like at least 15 inches long and had disproportionately large balls. Because while I personally know someone who has made plaster casts of his penis, I don’t think that’s what happened there.
Has anyone ever been applauded?
62– Erm. Oww. Razor burn sucks enough…
And seriously…good sex music…like, bangin’ sex, not love making…there is a difference…anyway, my vote for the best goes to Infected Mushroom Presents the Doors Remixed. “Riders on the Storm” especially sets a great mood. And y’know, it’s Infected Mushroom. Israeli techno. *bangbang*
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Mel | September 19, 2008 at 7:24 am
64- Haha, no one’s been applauded. Just, you’ll hear people saying things like “OH WILLIAM” at the person in question.
Bangin’ sex- MSI because they sing about ultrasex and such.
Love makin’- steamy Indian music or New Age stuff.
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Potato Chip (Kelly) | September 19, 2008 at 1:53 pm
61- Hahaha that sounds amazing.
64- I really like that album.
65- I’ve had Shut Me Up by MSI stuck in my head almost all day.
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FrigidSymphony | September 20, 2008 at 1:59 am
Banging sex: Manowar’s “Hail and Kill”, the rythm is perfect.
Love making: Umm… maybe Manowar’s “Pleasure Slave”? The rythm is slower
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | September 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm
go go power rangers!
true story, that would happen to me. not power rangers, but something equally weird…itunes on shuffle is a dangerous thing
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Potato Chip (Kelly) | September 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm
68- hahaha, I love that xkcd.
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Shadow Gallery | September 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Hence why “Mope” by Bloodhound Gang should never be on a sex playlist. Pac-Man on crack = baaaaaaaad. Hilarious, therefor awful for sex.
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Mel | September 23, 2008 at 11:43 am
BLOODHOUNDGANGBLOODHOUNDGANGBLOODHOUNDGANG. I love them. Lyrical genius.
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Shadow Gallery | September 23, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Obviously, but listen to “Mope”…
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FrigidSymphony | September 25, 2008 at 7:46 am
Goddammit the IB is taking up so much time I can’t even manage to have sex during the week. Have to go for 5 days with no pussy (or ass) and it PISSES ME OFF!! Raging hormones down there >.<
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Shadow Gallery | September 25, 2008 at 6:39 pm
BestMost interesting place for sex: the top of a large concrete thing that probably used to be a furnace in the woods on the west side of East Hall, overlooking the stadium and West Lovell. Absolutely gorgeous place, but bugs/leaves are a bit of an annoyance, and concrete is a little hard to compromise unless you have something to lay down on.Still, I’m not sure that anyone beats my boss: inside a pipe organ during mass. Yes, the pipe organ was being played. No, he is not lying. He’s an arrogant fuck, but he’s not lying.
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Beavo | September 27, 2008 at 5:32 pm
61-Your own.
68-Ironically, my iTunes was on shuffle when I found that xkcd. It wasn’t playing Power Rangers, though.
I think there’s like, a disease in eighth grade (at my school at least) where everyone’s favorite word suddenly becomes rape, and it’s anything anyone says. You trip over your shoe. “RAPE!” You’re late to Gym. “Ahh! Rape!” There’s pizza for lunch again. “Goddamn fucking rape!”
Good sex song (I wouldn’t know, of course, but someone could try it and find out. For science, of course.
): mOBSCENE by Marilyn Manson.
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Mel | September 27, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Hm, my friends and I say “surprise buttsecks” in lieu of “rape.”
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | September 28, 2008 at 5:58 am
76-must it be buttsecks? we just say “surprise sex” or “surprise” for short
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Mel | September 28, 2008 at 10:25 am
76- Yes, it must. I’m not sure why, actually. But, yeah. We’re all female so it doesn’t make sense. Well, not biologically all XX, but we’ve made the males honorary women, so that they can join in our lesbian orgies.
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Shadow Gallery | September 28, 2008 at 2:36 pm
78– Hey, I love having hot lesbian sex with my boyfriend.
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Mel | September 28, 2008 at 3:38 pm
‘Kay. Question for y’all. We just got in a debate over it.
Can someone be a whore and a virgin at the same time?
I’d say so.
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Potato Chip (Kelly) | September 28, 2008 at 4:19 pm
80- Yes, I think so. “Whore” tends to refer to the way someone acts, not whether they’ve actually had sex with lots of people.
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Pan | September 28, 2008 at 4:40 pm
80- Oh, definitely.
Webster says: “Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear — more at charity
Date: before 12th century
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute ; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person”
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | September 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm
well it also depends on your definition of a virgin. if a girl blows someone for money i’d say she’s a whore right? but is she still a virgin or not?
(yes i enjoy twisting debates around into something else entirely. shut up)
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Shadow Gallery | September 29, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Ebeth, that is a whole ‘nother cookie, oral sex.
But I think that “whores” are more or less categorized in part by their number of partners, but mostly whether they know/care about the partners or not. And why this person is fucking/making out with all of these people: because they want sex, or attention? And you can definitely make out with/mess around with lots of people without having sex.
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Pan | September 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm
And, said whore can always just say she’s been sleeping around, just for the whore points.
And there are so many different views on oral sex. about.com says “follow your heart” on how you view it. wow…
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Pan | September 29, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Oh, and it also says, “if you’re having any doubts, it’s best to go without!”
/cheesy rhyming quotes.
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | September 29, 2008 at 8:00 pm
86-GOOOOD
i am so saying that all the time now just to piss everybody off
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kinky | October 6, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Guys, I need some help. I have a friend (and no, this isn’t one of those stories in which the friend is actually me) who is a freshman in college. I was pretty close with her last year when she was a senior in hs.
So now every time I talk to her all she talks about is all these guys she’s screwing. Like all these random hookups. So she has all these fuck buddies, and the latest one may or may not have a girlfriend. This doesn’t seem to bother her at all. Understand, I don’t want be that person who forces my moral values on other people, but I’m a little concerned. So, fmbers, should I live and let live or am I right in sort of having a problem with this new development?
It should be noted that she’s being safe about it from a pregnancy and stds standpoint. But I’m kinda worried she’s going to hurt someone because she’s not looking for any kind of emotional connection at all, but it doesn’t appear that she’s being super careful to make sure the guy feels the same before she sleeps with him. Hell, it’s not even so much the right or wrongness of it that bothers me so much as that she wasn’t like this in high school at all. AT ALL. What is going on?
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Shadow Gallery | October 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Kinky– I understand your being worried for your friend…granted, my friends are very either/or about this: they either are way too uncomfortable with the subject and have no desire to fuck anytime soon, or they get laid semi-regularly (or have). However, some of my friends definitely freaked out when I told them I’m on birth control, and not just for menstrual regulation. Because while they’re aware that I’m being careful about pregnancy etc., I think it still seems to them that I’m losing my morals.
Her fucking around by itself isn’t really a reason to be concerned, as long as she’s being careful about pregnancy and VD, but I definitely think that she’s being emotionally immature about it. Because while it is possible to have multiple partners and not having to have the most emotional relationship, that’s personally not something I would like being involved in, and I know that I would be upset if my partner was screwing around with other people…so the guys she’s fucking who have girlfriends are also throwing in their fair share of stupid, but she should try and take the initiative to make sure that she’s impeding on others’ relationships, as well as being clear about what the other person expects from the relationship– whether they want it to be for casual sex or if they think it should be (and perhaps is) something more.
You mentioned that she wasn’t like this in high school…meaning that she wasn’t polygamous, or that she just didn’t do anything at all? Because if it’s that she hadn’t done anything at all, you can talk to her, but I think she’ll end up learning her lesson one way or another with the dynamics of it. And if she doesn’t mind having several partners to start out with and explore, just as long as they’re cool with that and she’s not being drunk or pushed into a wall, I think that’s up to her. If it’s that she wasn’t polygamous, then she probably just wants to explore sex and partners now that there’s more out there, but just isn’t being as mature about it as she could be.
Overall, I would still try and talk to her about it (because she definitely isn’t being very conscientious with her partners), and while it may suck for a while (for both her and you), I don’t think she’s posing any imminent danger for herself or others. Misunderstandings can definitely hurt people, but I don’t think that anything huge will totally knock her over from this.
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kinky | October 6, 2008 at 5:24 pm
As to whether she was polygamous or not doing anything at all in high school: I don’t know. But if she was doing anything, she never told me about it. And she’s not the type to keep stuff to herself. In the time I knew her she didn’t have a boyfriend or anything. Actually, it was kind of awkward because she had a thing for my brother, but she was afraid to tell him. Eventually she mustered up the guts to say something, and he asked to prom, and it was really cute and all. That relationship never went anywhere because she went to Maryland for the summer, but her feelings for him were not purely physical, so I’m not sure why she’s suddenly switched to emotionless sex mode.
Something that’s really annoying: There was this girl, we’ll call her Jane, who my friend really hated*. It was one of those situations where they’d become friends a long time ago and it was too awkward for my friend to flat out tell Jane she didn’t like her anymore. I’m not going to deny that Jane had some annoying traits, but I didn’t think she was as bad as my friend made her out to be; I was genuinely friends with her. So anyway, whenever my friend would be ranting about Jane, she would eventually come around to the point of Jane’s creepy older boyfriend whom Jane was sleeping with. It was the general consensus (and I agreed) that 1) it was somewhat creepy for a 17-year-old to be sleeping with a 21-22 year old (I don’t remember exactly how old he was) and 2) Jane’s most annoying feature was that she thought she was so much more mature than everyone else just because she was having sex, when in reality she was not very mature. Neither me nor my mutual “friends**” of Jane were having sex. In fact, I think I recall my friend saying, “She thinks she’s really mature just because she’s the only one having sex regularly. Or at all.” So I doubt my friend was sexually involved at all in high school. Anyway, my point: she is now or very recently was sleeping with some 21-year-old guy, and she just turned 18. Remind you of anyone? Seriously.
* Probably the thing I hate most in the world is finding out someone secretly hates someone I thought they were friends with. Because then when I think back to all the times they were together and I thought they were friends, it’s disgusting how fake people can be.
** It wasn’t just my friend. A lot of people hated her. To this day I’m unsure which of our mutual “friends” are her true friends and which secretly hate her guts.
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kinky | October 6, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Oh, and people need to grow up about birth control pills. Being on the pill doesn’t mean you want to be able to fuck every guy you see; it means you don’t want to have to mess around with condoms every time jeez. And also not have killer cramps.
AND I did mention to her that I thought she should make sure this guy doesn’t have a girlfriend before she sleeps with him again, and she indicated that she didn’t consider it her responsibility to keep him from cheating; if he wasn’t with her, he would have just found some other girl. He’s the cheater, not her. I countered that by allowing him to cheat with her, if that is indeed what he is doing, she is condoning it and asked her if she wouldn’t criminalize a girl her boyfriend was cheating with even just a little. She responded that she doesn’t know and can’t really care right now, which is why she isn’t looking for a boyfriend.
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FrigidSymphony | October 8, 2008 at 8:00 am
In my opinion, you have the right to shag whoever the fuck you want to, as long as they’re accepting. But for the sake of maturity and avoiding making people feel like shit, state your goddamm intentions clearly before doing anything. All this emotional dancing and mind games involving relationships are so bloody stupid. And honestly, what guy (unless he’s like me and my awesome willpower) would say no if you walked up to him and said “hey, I’m feeling really horny and you look like a good fuck, wanna have some uncomplicated fun?” Honestly, our dick controls our mind.
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Shadow Gallery | October 8, 2008 at 1:24 pm
92– Thank you for paraphrasing my point. Seriously.
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Mel | October 8, 2008 at 8:41 pm
84- Ehh, not so much number, but reason.
86-87- Heehee, same. For non sex-related things.
“Hm, should I get a second plate of food?”
“How do I differentiate 1/x?”
“If you’re having any doubts, it’s best to go without!”
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FrigidSymphony | October 9, 2008 at 11:42 am
93: What, you think I actually read everything on here???
Naw, I’m just kidding.
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FrigidSymphony | October 12, 2008 at 1:18 am
The following is taken from a poster nicknamed Pappa on the RichardDawkins.net forum, but is extremely useful. READ IT.
The Refined Art of Cunnilingus – for beginners.
Well, if you’re serious about learning the art, you really need practice, and as yet, I haven’t had a partner who wasn’t a willing participant. The main thing is not to go hell for leather using one particular method, women will find this very boring indeed. Also, after a bit of practice, you should be able to ‘read’ what your ladyfriend requires by their response (and your response to this is by far the most important skill in the refined art of cunnilingus).
So…
The Lip Edge Lick
This it a gentle, teasing lick to the edge of the labia (either inner or outer). Often this will be your first point of contact. It can be performed with the edges of relatively stiff tongue tip, or the softer edges further back. On some occasions, this technique may induce your partner to grab your head and thrust it into their pussy for ‘more serious action’.
The Whole Pussy Lick
This (as it sounds) is a lick starting from the back of the pussy right to the front. It is deeper than a The Lip Edge Lick, but performed with a soft, flat tongue. The best way to describe it is that the tongue should mould to the shape of the pussy as it passes and partially enter the vagina.
The Lap
This is an exploratory vaginal lick. Depending on your partner, you may get to taste quite a lot of mango juice this way.
The Deep Lick
Like The Lap, but the objective here is to get your tongue as deep into the vagina as you comfortably can.
The Tongue Fuck
This comes in many forms. It can be slow and exploratory, using a great deal of tongue-twisting (some women really like that), or it can be more rhythmic, or even forceful. In general, while this seems to induce a great deal of short term pleasure, it’s not the kind of technique that keeps your partner interested for long and is best alternated with direct clitoral stimulation. If your partner does like to be tongue fucked at length, be prepared for some tongue strain and an aching jaw.
The Nose Fuck
Pretty much as it sounds. For your partner, this may be particularly interesting if she actually lowers herself onto your nose. If you’re feeling really adventurous, you could also perform some analingus while you’re there.
The Clitoris (Some Explanatory Notes)
Now first, to all those men who can’t find the clitoris; I really don’t know what’s wrong with you. While the exact anatomical structure of different women’s pussies vary greatly, the clitoris is always in the same place. Next time you get the chance, carefully part the labia (lips) with your fingers. You will see a fold of skin above the vaginal opening that looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi’s hood (but skin coloured). It is called the hood. If you push it up gently, underneath, you will see a pink/red/purple elongated fleshy thing staring at you. That is the clitoris. Generally, when working on the clitoris with your tongue, it is best to use your fingers to hold the labia and hood back, although with practice you can use your top lip for this, leaving your hands free to stimulate your partner in other ways.
The Big Fat Clitoris Lick
This is similar to the The Whole Pussy Lick, and they can sometimes be combined. It involved using an open, flattened tongue to lick the clitoris. The whole length of the tongue should be used and the objective is to stimulate the clitoris with the roughness of your taste-buds. It is generally a slow lick, teasing but also gratifying. Because of the spread of the tongue, it will also stimulate the upper parts of the labia too.
The Clitoris Side Lick
This is best used for short periods in between other techniques. One side of the clitoris is licked, perhaps 4 or 5 times in succession. Often, you could follow up with the other side, or not. The real advantage of the Side Lick it that it provides a surprising change in the type of stimulation in between other methods.
The Tongue Tip Flick
Using a stiff tongue, the clitoris is firmly and quickly ‘flicked’ up and down. This technique can be used at intervals throughout, but it particularly good at brining your partner to orgasm at the opportune moment. Be warned that many women find this a bit overwhelming at times, and it is best intermixed with vaginal licking too. In my experience, it is the technique most likely to make your partner say, “Fuck me now!”, so depending on how much you enjoy cunnilingus, you may wish to perform this at length or not.
The Tongue ‘Wobble’
Can’t think of a better name for this, sorry. Place the end of the tongue over the clitoris, cupping it and engulfing it, and wobble or vibrate your tongue in all directions. As with the Side Lick this is best for providing a surprising change in sensation.
The Under-Hood Lick
Instead of lifting the hood with your fingers or lips, you can also slide the tip of your tongue between the hood and the clitoris, stimulating the clitoris with the softer underside of your tongue. It is also possible to perform a modified Tongue ‘Wobble’ with the underside of your tongue.
The Nose Nudge
If you really like pussy, you’ll enjoy this. While performing The Lip Edge Lick, The Whole Pussy Lick, The Lap or The Tongue Fuck, push the tip of your nose firmly against the clitoris. The movement of your head as you lick the vagina will nudge your nose against the clitoris. This obviously has the advantage of stimulating the vagina and clitoris at the same time, but from the performers point of view, you also get to really smell and taste at the same time, which is delightful.
The Clitoris Suck
Don’t forget you have lips too. They can suck at the clitoris on their own, or can suck at it in combination with a slightly modified Tongue Tip Flick.
Other uses for lips: The lips can also be used in a similar way to The Nose Nudge to provide some clitoral stimulation while the tongue is busy with the vagina. Usually this will be the top lip, but obviously if you and your partner are in the 69 position, your lower lip will be in use.
Fingers and Hands
Don’t forget about them. The labia and hood can easily be held open with one hand and with practice they can be held open with just the top lip for at least short periods (or bottom lip if in 69 position). That leaves quite a lot of scope for interesting things to do with your hands. Generally, the most obvious choice is to stimulate the vagina with them when your mouth is working in the clitoris and vice versa, although don’t jump in and start thrusting away with them from the beginning. Whilst the tongue is working on the clitoris, most women seem to enjoy the use of the middle and ring fingers together (after some preliminary work with one or other). Also the hands can explore more widely for erogenous zones; thighs, calves and ankles can all be stroked, as can tummies, arms, breasts and arse cheeks (which can also be squeezed or pinched, if she likes that sort of thing). Almost all women will be driven momentarily wild by having the outside of their anus gently stroked with a finger whilst their pussy gets licked (and some like even more interesting stuff done too).
Breathing
Don’t forget to breath, it is important if you plan a lengthy session. You will also become starved of oxygen of you are covered by a heavy duvet, etc.
General Comfort
If your partner is on her back, it is best to get down as low and horizontal as possible, otherwise you will probably get a painfully strained neck within 5 or 10 minutes. This also applies if your partner is standing or leaning against a wall, get down low underneath them so your head is not bent back too much. Neck ache can occur when in the 69 position if you are on your back, as you will be constantly holding your head up. There’s not a lot to be said about that except, “tough!”. By far the most comfortable positions in terms of neck ache are when she sits on your face and your head is touching the bed/floor (it doesn’t matter which way she faces), or when she lies on the end of a bed (or other piece of furniture) and you are kneeling or crouching. After lengthy periods, you may get tongue/jaw ache and even occasionally cramp, again there’s not a lot to be said about that except, “tough!”.
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Shadow Gallery | October 12, 2008 at 9:29 am
96– A Taste of Things to Come: How to Eat Pussy.
But this should be spread around, it seems (from what I hear) that an unacceptably copious amount of guys don’t know how to eat pussy.
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Mel | October 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm
97- Godly clever title.
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Lizzie | October 13, 2008 at 10:15 am
So, while the rest of you are, ahem, pussyfooting around, I’m still trying to figure out how to use tampons…
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FrigidSymphony | October 13, 2008 at 12:40 pm
99: Any real sailer worth his salt knows how to navigate the red sea as well.
97: Practice makes perfect. Judging by the amount of practice I’ve had, I’d say I’m pretty damn good.
On a different note, a doctor friend of mine just illustrated all the bacteria that live in your ass and what they can cause if they come into contact with oral or vaginal areas. As a result, I have decided to always use a condom whenever I give my girl anal. And I recommend you all use one too.
It won’t deter my penchant for analingus, though. That’s something I will not give up, come hell or high water.
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Shadow Gallery | October 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm
100– You must get props for your comment to Lizzie…
Eh…not much for anal…but I suppose it’s kind of an acquired taste…
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kinky | December 6, 2008 at 4:11 pm
So this sort of has to do with sex. Question: In these post-feministic times, do you think that objectification of men by women is allowed to slide by unnoticed or is perhaps even subtly condoned by society? Discuss.
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FrigidSymphony | December 7, 2008 at 7:34 am
Men feel emasculated by being objectified, yet will continue to treat women the same way. I honestly don’t give a fuck, if you want to show off your body, that’s your business. I’ll stick to pornography done by professionals.
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Mel | December 8, 2008 at 12:06 pm
It’s okay, men are objects. We are far from post-feministic times. See: religion, marriage, the internets.
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Shadow Gallery | December 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm
nah, men just HAVE objects, and I think they’re okay with that.
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kinky | December 8, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Okay, I’ve not saying we’ve achieved gender equality, but, at least in certain areas of society, it seems to me that people are much more conscious of misogyny than misandry, which wordpress apparently doesn’t think is a word. WordPress also doesn’t think wordpress is a word.
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Shadow Gallery | January 3, 2009 at 10:45 am
I’m curious…craziest places for sexual activity? Not necessarily sexual intercourse, but like, makeouts and such too.
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Mel | January 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm
107- Kinda related… when I’m talking to a friend, my boyfriend has a habit of coming up behind me and hugging me. He will then proceed to grab what he can whenever they’re not looking. Until I yell at him and get a weird look from my friend. Remind me why I put up with him?
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ebeth who is too lazy to sign in | January 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
108-haha sounds familiar, actually
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Shadow Gallery | January 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
107– Also sounds familiar! Because he’s endearing and very very sweet?
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FrigidSymphony | January 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Sex in public bathrooms. Not that easy to maneuver.
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Shadow Gallery | January 7, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I don’t know what is most odd…
I think showers is when we’ve gotten closest to dying. But we totally broke the foot of a pool table.
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Mel | January 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Size difference helps with maneuvering. If you don’t go down on someone properly in a shower, yeah, you’re likely to drown…
Still trying to talk him into library.
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Kagcomix | March 11, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Um… random question about birth control: is anyone here using the vaginal ring? Just wondering. I just did a project on it and I’m curious as to what your opinions are on it. (sexualityandu.com has good info on it if you don’t know what I’m talking about)
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groundhog22 | March 11, 2009 at 8:22 pm
99 – Put some Vaseline on the tip of it.
114 – Just looked it up. The only drawback to it that I can see is if it falls out and you don’t notice.
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Shadow Gallery | March 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm
114: You’re talking about the Nuva Ring, right? Not the cervical cap?
In response: I’m on the pill, which only really works if you remember to take it at the same time every day, which I do. I think the ring is easier of the two for people who have trouble taking pills (either swallowing or remembering), you only have to change it every three weeks. It doesn’t protect during the fourth week (your period), though, like the pill (and other methods) does, so you do have to pay more attention to your own cycle. It has similar small side affects to the pill, like intermittent bleeding for the first few months, but also may cause vaginal irritation– the pill doesn’t. It is also more difficult to revert back to your old cycle if you stop using it– with the pill your body readjusts in the first month or two. For the most part, it does much the same job as the pill: prevents pregnancy (though isn’t as effective by a tiny amount) by releasing hormones. It just depends on personal preference, mostly…I like my pill.
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Kagcomix | March 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm
115- Relatively unlikely for it to fall out, as the muscles in your vagina keep it in place. Also: even if it were to fall out, wouldn’t be a big deal. Doesn’t have anywhere to go. Unless it were to fall out while going to the bathroom *ick*.
116-yeah, Nuva ring. (cervical cap slightly scares me). I was looking for your opinion, not information I already know.
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Shadow Gallery | March 14, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I was comparing to my own method. Sorry if that wasn’t what you wanted. Being that I’ve never actually used it, I can’t have much more of an opinion on it.
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Mel | March 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm
116- Hormones do weird things to me, so I’m not on the pill, but I’m sort of wondering, now, what happened at Daylight Savings Time? It seems really trivial and persnickety and all, but now I’m suddenly, intensely curious.
Haven’t used the ring, sorry…
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Mel | March 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Ooooh! Try these:
http://feministing.com/archives/007302.html
One lady about her NuvaRing
http://feministing.com/archives/006959.html
Lots of post about preferred birth control methods; use CTRL+F to find “NuvaRing” or “ring” within the posts.
Or look for some other feminist, pro-choice-happy, reliable blog?
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Shadow Gallery | March 15, 2009 at 8:36 am
119: Daylight savings time?.. You just change the clock and take it at the same time you normally would. I don’t think that causes much of a problem, I think if it did they would mention it somewhere. And even so, I think it only really becomes a problem if you are three hours off. It’s still best to take it at the same time, though.
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kricket | March 15, 2009 at 2:48 pm
About birth control, what age do you normally start on it? Just wondering ’cause I’m only 15. That might be a completely stupid question… Heh.
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Mel | March 15, 2009 at 4:18 pm
121- Oooh, so there’s a time window. Maaan, that’s so anti-climactic.
122- As in the pill, I presume? It’s not necessary…like, if you’re using it as contraception, basically a bit before you become sexually active. But people use it to make their menstrual cycles more regular. I think you’re okay so long as you’ve hit puberty? Here is a link anyway:
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control-4211.htm ta-da!
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Shadow Gallery | March 15, 2009 at 4:25 pm
yeah, you should be fine as long as you’ve hit puberty. A girl I know got on it when she was thirteen, and my brother’s girlfriend just started it and she’s twenty. Most people start it when they become sexually active, though, yeah.
w00t Planned Parenthood!
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groundhog22 | March 16, 2009 at 8:08 am
I’ve heard that some girls take it to help with acne problems as well, and start as soon as they hit puberty.
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Shadow Gallery | March 16, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Yeah, it has a lot of awesome side affects other than you know…preventing pregnancy.
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groundhog22 | March 16, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Not to mention some not-so-awesome side effects. Apparently they can also cause deadly blood clots.
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Jadestone | March 16, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Heard from several people the pill also makes your boobs grow?
That’d probably be a hassle, but not entirely…
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Shadow Gallery | March 17, 2009 at 11:44 am
They can cause deadly blood clots if you also smoke a pack a day.
And yeah, the combination (estrogen + progestin) makes your boobs grow…the progestin-only, not as much.
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groundhog22 | March 17, 2009 at 9:06 pm
129 – Smoking a pack a day? Am I missing something here?
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Shadow Gallery | March 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm
130– Risk of stroke/other fatal things dramatically increases if you are over 35, and/or smoke a lot. But on its own, it doesn’t really cause blood clots.
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groundhog22 | March 18, 2009 at 5:36 pm
131 – Oh, I see what you mean. So I guess that if you’ve got a family history of blot clots then you shouldn’t use it either.
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Kagcomix | March 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm
118- No that’s fine. Sorry, my post came off really snappy and I didn’t mean it that way at all. I should have worded it better probably.
132- yeah, probably. All the hormonal contraceptives, at least in knowledge, have heat & blood side effects. But only in extremes.
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Shadow Gallery | March 26, 2009 at 10:07 am
133- S’cool.
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FrigidSymphony | March 28, 2009 at 8:49 am
STILL haven’t gotten laid. Goddammit, it’s been over 6 months now.
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Shadow Gallery | March 28, 2009 at 12:42 pm
135–
That is frustrating.
We tried anal last week…it was much more of a success than the first time we tried, and I liked it, but it’s not my favourite. I think we’ve got a good chemistry going on, though, a very good mix of romance and adventure.
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FrigidSymphony | March 29, 2009 at 5:53 am
136: Not helping
Anal’s awesome, although it’s more the psychological aspect that can really raise it to fantastic heights.
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Shadow Gallery | March 31, 2009 at 12:11 pm
137: It’s weird not seeing him though, that’s mostly what gets me.
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Mel | April 1, 2009 at 1:01 pm
o.O You don’t do vaginal from behind?
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FrigidSymphony | April 2, 2009 at 8:58 am
138: that’s when you’re supposed to shut your eyes and clench your teeth in a cute/pleasured/pained way to turn him on. Don’t just stare vacantly into space, use it. We used to had more positions that involved us looking in entirely different directions than positions that had us looking right at each other. Use it.
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Shadow Gallery | April 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm
139: We do, just not very often (see below).
140: There was no possible way that I could have appeared vacant at that point, don’t worry about that…but it’s just kinda weird to go from seeing him and then…not. I’m not at all opposed to it, it’s just kinda weird to get used to.
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FrigidSymphony | April 3, 2009 at 4:38 am
Dammit you’re instilling an even stronger desire for a gf in me… Have to get out of the house, I won’t find anyone if I stay at home working… Luckily I’ve got two weeks off now
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Shadow Gallery | April 3, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I apologize. Good luck!
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FrigidSymphony | April 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
So this evening was spent with two other couples and bunch of guys, first having dinner, then staring into my empty whiskey glass reminiscing about my ex and driving myself into a depression because of how hard it’ll be to find something like her again anytime soon.
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Shadow Gallery | April 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm
You’re gonna bitch at me, but seriously, depressing situation/thoughts + alcohol = crazy stupid.
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FrigidSymphony | April 5, 2009 at 2:04 am
Meh, I didn’t consciously decide to depress myself. It was provoked by a) sitting between three extremely happy and in love couples and recognizing myself a year ago in them, and b) one of my friend’s long-time steady dumped him, and of course I could relate to that situation too… And yes, I will bitch at you, alcohol is awesome. That’s what AA should stand for.
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Shadow Gallery | April 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
I don’t care if you drink, and I’m not talking about being an alcoholic. I’m talking about the simple fact that alcohol amplifies pre-existing emotions and can make you think that dumb ideas are really good ones.
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FrigidSymphony | April 5, 2009 at 10:27 am
The only dumb idea I had last night was to stop drinking.
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Shadow Gallery | April 5, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Dude, I know too many people who have fucked themselves over with too much drink, regardless of addiction. I’m sorry that you think liquor is a good way to solve your girl problems.
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FrigidSymphony | April 5, 2009 at 1:01 pm
It’s not solving anything, but it’s a wonderful distraction.
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FrigidSymphony | January 24, 2010 at 11:52 pm
I still think it’s hilarious that the thread says “Sex at the request of Fridgey”.
Anyway, I still haven’t gotten properly laid- it’s been over a year now. There was that orgy thing in Manchester, but I didn’t get to finish, so it doesn’t count.
Academia steals all of my time, and the girls at my school make me want to hammer nails into my ears.
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Shadow Gallery | January 27, 2010 at 11:31 am
I can never decide if sex in the shower is worth the risk of death or not. It’s always a very tough decision to make.
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FrigidSymphony | January 31, 2010 at 7:01 am
Totally worth it. Jesus fuck. The shower head can be an awesome tool.
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Mel | February 1, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Goddamnit not if he’s like a bigillion feet taller than you are.
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Beavo | January 31, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Guess who’s the only person in their friend group not getting laid.
Guess who’s fucking bitter as hell about it.
Guess who pretends ens not, because en has “morals” en really doesn’t believe in.
Guess who’s going to edit out the rest of ens bitching with “rant rant bitch moan”.
Rant rant bitch moan.
Shit, I think that gave it away.
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Fortune Cell | January 31, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Maybe get more friends?
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Ebeth | January 31, 2010 at 11:42 pm
i would offer to help but i think that might be illegal xP cheer up beavs, there’s always your creepy youtube stalkers
(see? i’ve made you see how desperate you’re really not. well done me.
)
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FrigidSymphony | February 1, 2010 at 12:04 am
Right, clubbing isn’t an easy option for ‘merkins your age. Shit.
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Vendaval | February 1, 2010 at 2:03 pm
haha, I missed the apostrophe the first time I read that. Totally different meaning!
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Fortune Cell | June 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
So I’m thinking of getting on birth control. I’m not interested in the pill like at all. Anyone here on Nuvaring or something similar?
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Fortune Cell | July 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm
olol I’m FINALLY signed to get me some implanon NO BABIES FOR THREE YEARS HELLZ YEAH
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Fiddler | December 2, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I find it highly amusing that googling “is swallowing sperm vegan” brings up a host of articles and discussions as to whether blowjobs can be counted as vegetarian/vegan friendly.
I love the internet.
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Ebeth | December 3, 2010 at 9:41 am
have definitely had that conversation
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Fiddler | December 3, 2010 at 10:14 am
And your verdict….?
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Fortune Cell | December 3, 2010 at 4:24 pm
I can’t believe anyone wouldn’t swallow because of veganism. That’s beyond ridiculous!
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tetracontakaidigon | December 4, 2010 at 8:37 am
Well, it really depends on whether the person receiving the blowjob is a vegan or not, doesn’t it?
On a more serious note
How do I persuade my parents that I should be on birth control? My periods are apparently not irregular enough to warrant it (time between the past four months, days: 23, 27, 24, 32). We aren’t having sex yet, but I’d like it just in case–one less thing to worry about. Mom is worried that it would make me more depressed, but the psychiatrist said it doesn’t work that way. I’m already taking three or four pills a day, and I don’t see that another one would hurt me…
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Lizzie | December 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Can you explain that you want it and that it will make you feel secure? Can your doctor explain the mental health aspect to your mom?
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Lizzie | December 7, 2010 at 12:55 pm
(one of the birth control pills that I tried actually did make me more depressed, by the way)
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Fortune Cell | December 4, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Lie or threaten. Lie about your periods being more irregular than they are, or threaten that when you want to have sex, you will, and you’d prefer to limit how pregnant you get. Also, why do you need their permission? You’re over 16, you have your license, Planned Parenthood sells you birth control by how much you can afford it.
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Vendaval | December 6, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Better yet, if you feel up to it, bring your mother to Planned Parenthood and discuss the medical/psychological possibilities with an expert.
This might build trust, as opposed to lying & threatening. If all rational discourse fails though…
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tetracontakaidigon | December 21, 2010 at 10:51 am
Thanks everyone!
Basically what went down is this:
Mom knows I’ve been wanting to go on birth control for a while.
I told her- after increasing the medication I felt better last week. I think you should make me a gynecologist appointment before I get worse again so we can get this done finally.
So she made me an appointment with her gynecologist (she gets the Depo-Provera shot every three months) for Thursday morning.
I am really excited, especially since it looks like Mom won’t mind if I get a barrier method of some kind even though I /said/ it was just because of period regulation.
My mind has changed a little since my last post, I don’t mind slightly irregular periods, as long as I’m sure I can’t be pregnant as soon as possible.
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tetracontakaidigon | December 23, 2010 at 8:35 am
Okay, the gynecologist went well, or at least as well as any pelvic exam can go. I am getting fitted for a diaphragm next Monday morning and it will be awesome and stuff. I wanted an IUD initially, but you have to have a culture and an ultrasound done and wait for your next period and it’s too much effort, I think, and if I change my mind I can always get one later.
Diaphragm name suggestions, anyone?
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Jadestone | December 23, 2010 at 10:33 pm
172- I for one applaud you for braving the gynecologist! Something I am not sure I am ever going to be able to do!
So yeah my issues with sex = still unresolved. Not that it matters for me at the moment, but yeah : P
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tetracontakaidigon | December 27, 2010 at 8:00 am
appointment was canceled due to snow and rescheduled for Thursday I hate waiting I want to get this over with why couldn’t she just have measured at the other appointment when she was /already/ sticking things into my vagina asdflkjfslkfadkj
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Groundhog | December 28, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Dammit, now you’re making me scared to even call the gynecologist.
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Dodecahedron | December 30, 2010 at 10:42 am
can’t log in from this computer
So I went to the gynecologist again this morning and we tried inserting a diaphragm. Apparently I have a long and narrow vagina and so it inserted fine but it did not cover my cervix at all. So a diaphragm isn’t going to work. So I’m like “okay, let’s try an IUD.”
Here is what getting an IUD entails:
1. A prescription for an ultrasound, to make sure that it will fit inside my uterus.
2. A prescription for a Paragard copper IUD
3. Abstain from sex for two weeks so you can’t be pregnant, then get it inserted while on your period by the doctor.
So, I can’t eat because the ultrasound is in two hours, so I’m telling you about this
Phone calls went like this.
1. insurance, for approval of IUD and ultrasound
2. medication dispensing insurance, to see if they would send an IUD, no, go to your pharmacy
3. first ultrasound place is closed until too late in the month
4. Second ultrasound place, scheduled an appointment for later today
5. medication dispensing insurance, to say that the pharmacy did not have IUDs and could not order them
At this point I left but I think Dad found a pharmacy that can order IUDs.
Groundhog- don’t be scared! My experiences are atypical, and even so they aren’t that bad, definitely worth not being able to be pregnant for ten years.
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tetracontakaidigon | December 31, 2010 at 7:26 am
More in Tetracontakaidigon’s Quest for Birth Control
The ultrasound was not bad, all things considered. First I had to not eat for six hours prior and then drink four cups of water an hour before so I would have a full bladder. Then we went to the hospital. It was the same place I got a brain MRI last June. Then a nice lady took me into a room with dimmed lights and put some gel on my lower abdomen and pressed on it in various places with a probe of some sort that had a flat rectangular end, which is not the most fun with a full bladder. Then came the interesting part. I was given a bathroom and a drape for the lower half of my body and time to change. A drape is a fancy and polite word for a large rectangle of paper which takes the place of clothes. Then came the trans-vaginal ultrasound, which is exactly what it sounds like. The probe is a long thin wand with a slightly bulbous end, about an inch in diameter. It was wearing a condom with gel at the tip. My feet had to go in stirrups for the second time that day, and I was allowed to insert it myself. The bulb at the end went in completely but no deeper than that as far as I could tell, and then the tech moved it around and clicked at her computer and I basically lay there until it was over. Then I was allowed to change into clothes again and they said they’d send the pictures to the gynecologist in a few days.
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Fiddler | January 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
You know how in the movies when the couple is going at it in the car and the windows steam up? That happens in real life, too.
Also, quote of the day (or of last night, really):
“Hmm, breasts weigh a lot. That’s what, maybe 3/4 lb.? So you’re carrying around a pound and a half on your chest all the time, and with less muscles, too. I don’t know how you girls do it. But no complaints….”
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tetracontakaidigon | January 12, 2011 at 8:36 am
More in Tetracontakaidigon’s Quest for Birth Control
My period is three days late and they can’t insert the IUD until it comes and I have an appointment on Friday and I’m just hoping that I’m not pregnant and not a week late like I was two cycles ago so that I can get this thing inserted and not have to worry.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff–
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Frigid-fucking-Symphony | January 13, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Dear god, reading back on some of my mid-depression era comments makes me want to slap myself.
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Dodecahedron | January 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm
My period started Saturday, so the IUD insertion was today.
This is how shit went down:
I gave them a urine sample and changed into a drape and sat on the table. I read the informational insert on the Paragard IUD. Then the doctor came in.
question 1: when was your period?
Saturday
question 2: when was the last time you had sex?
…yesterday?
question 3: I can’t insert the IUD. I told you that you had to abstain for two weeks.
I read online that if you used condoms it was okay,
4: It’s okay for some people, but I want to be certain you’re not pregnant.
You just did a pregnancy test that came back negative. I’m on my period. (for fuck’s sake)
5. Condoms aren’t 100% effective. Yesterday is too soon to tell if you are pregnant.
(btw, you probably can’t get pregnant while on your period, it is too far from ovulation. recap: Period started Saturday, sex was Sunday)
6. It’s your responsibility to be abstinent. If you’d waited a few days longer you could have had it.
Wait, what counts as sex?
7. Was there penetration?
no, we did other stuff. Mutual masturbation. (I am lying here. I am not pregnant, though.)
8. I don’t believe you after what you’ve said before.
Even if I was pregnant, the IUD works as an emergency contraceptive for seven days, so it wouldn’t matter.
9. I don’t use the IUD for that. I refuse to insert it.
But I followed all the rules.
10. Put your clothes on.
She leaves the room.
I sit there in the drape and start crying. She comes back and we go through more of this. She brings my mother in, at my request. Mom sees me and asks to talk to her alone, in a conversation where I later find out she breaks confidentiality, after I had specifically told her not to, by telling Mon that I was not abstinent enough and she wouldn’t do anything that could potentially lead to an abortion. Mom gets an appointment with another, male, doctor who doesn’t care about potentially aborting the thing that isn’t growing inside me because I’m not pregnant dammit. We leave the “compassionate gynecology” office and get lunch and go to the new one, by which point I’ve barely stopped crying.
Doctor # 2 has informational packets for Paragard lying around. He doesn’t ask for a urine sample, but I give one anyway because I have to go to the bathroom and might as well. I change into the drape and wait.
He sits down across from me and explains exactly what an IUD is and how it works, occasionally asking me questions to involve me in the explanation (e.g. How do you think it gets in your uterus? me: A tube), which I already know but find comforting. I have said it’s okay for a gynecologist-in-training to be there, so she stays quietly in the back of the room. Mom leaves the room (finally). The only real question he asks is if I’m sexually active. Then he starts doing things.
A metal thing I forget the name of goes inside my vagina (which after all this I am calling the Cave of Caerbannoeg) to make it easier for him to see my cervix. He does some stuff I can’t feel, then starts dilating my cervix and pulling on my uterus, which is a huge yet dull pain in somewhere I’ve never felt pain before. This continues for a little while, with me sometimes saying “ow” when it gets momentarily worse and him saying I’m taking it well. Eventually, the IUD is inserted, he cuts the strings while explaining their purpose is so we can make sure it’s still there. I am cramping pretty badly, or at least I think it’s pretty badly because I literally never get cramps. He applies some silver nitrate, to stop bleeding I think, and then it’s over and he leaves the room so I can change.
The first thing I do is feel all the way to the back of my vagina to feel the strings. They’re there! Then I change and go out to Mom and feel a little dizzy so I sit and someone nice gets me water, and then I’m okay and we leave and I curl up in a blanket and sleep until the cramps go away.
So now I’m a cyborg, and I can have ten years’ worth of sex, and it’s going to be awesome.
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Captain Fantastic | January 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Interesting, thanks for that.
Stupid puritan mindset in Doctor 1, btw. Shite like that pisses me off.
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Vendaval | January 17, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Sounds like it really sucked, but at least you’re good for ten years!
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tetracontakaidigon | January 23, 2011 at 8:34 am
I think my boyfriend likes my IUD more than I do.
DD
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Fortune Cell | January 29, 2011 at 8:32 am
Yay Annie! I’m glad it’s working out for you! You got the copper IUD, right? Sounds like a perfect fit.
I’m on implanon (hormonal implant in the arm). Have been for just over 6 months. I was on my period for a good 5 months. I basically had a month period free at the beginning, and then periodperiodperiod and then it stopped. Because of ibuprofen. All I had to do was take fucking ibuprofen and now I’m back to normal. Which rocks! So now I don’t have to worry about tampons and general bleeding when I want to have sex. We don’t use condoms (we’re both STI free and implanon is nearly 100% effective) so now there’s no fuss at all. Yaaay birth control!!!
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Fortune Cell | March 4, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Things You Do Not Want To Hear During Sex #57: “Your nipples are looking a little blue…”
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POSOC | March 4, 2011 at 10:03 pm
…Suddenly I’m curious about 1 through 56. o_O
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Fiddler | March 5, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Same.
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Mel | March 6, 2011 at 5:05 am
I feel like there’s a list online somewhere. Votes for “I’m not sure where the key went…,” “did you cum?” and, most importantly, “…tampon?”
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Dodecahedron | March 18, 2011 at 1:06 pm
It’s birth control update time!
This is my second period with the IUD and once again I am having terrible cramps. It’s a beautiful day outside and I am curled up in bed with Advil. >>.<<
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Captain Fantastic | March 19, 2011 at 4:08 am
Condom problems between fuck buddy and myself have been circumvented with bumsex.
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ibcf | March 21, 2011 at 10:37 pm
This thread is like a three year orgy : )
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Mel | April 6, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Fuck yeah bruises :3
Not fuck yeah roomies looking at me like “woahshit what happened to you are you okay are you sure you can tell me” when I get changed.
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Fortune Cell | April 6, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Bruises are the best ever. The worst thing ever is when it hurts like hell and DOESN’T BRUISE.
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Fiddler | April 6, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Or when you sustain some kind of awesome injury and it never shows up but then the dumb things you do leave all the impressive scars. >.<
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Mel | April 7, 2011 at 5:26 am
That’s not even FAIR.
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Dodecahedron | April 7, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Solution: lie about the origin of your injuries.
“This? I got this saving a bunch of kids from the burning orphanage.”
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Fiddler | April 10, 2011 at 11:18 am
Friend 1 just posted “69 ♥ ” on friend 2 (his fiancee)’s wall. I realize that it meant 69 days until their wedding, but…
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Captain Fantastic | April 12, 2011 at 7:33 am
Well fit Swedish lass from my philosophy tutorial messaged me on facebook asking if I wanted to go out for drinks sometime.
It’s pimpin’ o’clock!
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Mel | April 16, 2011 at 2:20 am
Ohgodohgod the landlord keeps ringing, I think he wants to fix the plumbing only my roomies left yesterday and now the apartment is a freaking disaster.
And there’s blood all over the kitchen floor. Not menstrual blood. Yeah, last night was awesome.
Except for that part where I pulled an Ebeth and accidentally a relationship. God I suck at this.
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Ebeth | April 17, 2011 at 9:10 am
what stop being me being you is so much more badass
did you accidentally a german? because i mean, oops long-distance soon?
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Mel | April 17, 2011 at 2:06 pm
If by “long-distance” you mean HAHA BITCH RUNNING AWAY ON A PLANE.
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Potato Chip (Kelly) | April 16, 2011 at 10:13 am
Dani just referred to my vagina as “Niagara Falls”. xD
Yay, fluid…
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Mel | April 21, 2011 at 11:20 am
Ohmygoooooooooooooood. So like hosting a friend of a friend in vacationing roomie’s room, right? Like a person I legit do not hate anyway. A person about whose comfort I give a significant number of fucks. Thing is, everyone’s on break now, and my boy-thing’s roomies have complained about the sex noise. So we were having many a fuck here. Except now there is another person who is NICE and things. And, understandably, he doesn’t want to stop having sex. So basically I am like orgasm-deprived and my life is SHIT. Okay, so it happened once but that was because my head was being jammed into two pillows and then I passed out because these sort of things make breathing impossible and anyway we just had a quickie and are now pretending like NOTHING HAPPENED and I needed to vent my FRUSTRATION somewhere AUGH.
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Fiddler | April 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Has it been established that Nice Person You’re Hosting has problems with noise and won’t give you time to yourselves? If that’s not been established, can you ask? Would en be interested in joining you? (Kidding, mostly.)
Can boy-thing’s roomies be placated if the noise is less often?
Is there any way (besides suffocating) to be quieter?
Not gonna lie though, I find it amusing that just a few days of less than stellar sex equals orgasm-deprived depression.
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Dodecahedron | April 24, 2011 at 9:35 am
Something I’ve been wondering: How do people in college, with roommates, have sex? Do you politely ask the roommate to leave for a few hours? Do you creep on their schedule so you know when they won’t be around? Do you pretend like they’re not in the room and wait for them to leave in disgust?
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Lizzie | April 24, 2011 at 10:42 am
People do different things. Sometimes it’s like, “Hey, can i have the room tonight?” Sometimes it’s like “I won’t be back until 2am.” Sometimes it’s like “let’s lock the roommate out of the room.” Sometimes it’s like “let’s wait until roommate falls asleep and then have sex” (this was not me). Sometimes it’s like “let’s go do it in the storage room”
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Fiddler | April 24, 2011 at 1:51 pm
If your significant other/fuckbuddy is visiting then I think there’s a kind of unspoken “we’re going to want alone time in the room” assumption as well.
There’s a sign on Pip’s room that says “beware ye who enter” that, when flipped to the blank side is he and his roommate’s code for “do not disturb.”
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Ebeth | May 4, 2011 at 4:53 pm
the glory of single rooms…
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Lizzie | April 24, 2011 at 10:42 am
(of course, if one of you has an apartment or a single, then it’s easy)
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ebeth | May 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm
of course with mine there is the part where my RA lives across the hall. oh, and he was my boyfriend’s neighbor last year
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Jadestone | May 4, 2011 at 8:45 pm
nah dude I live next to my RA and I’ve defs heard him and his gf at it, but whatever it’s college everyone knows what goes on
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Lizzie | May 5, 2011 at 8:27 am
the third floor RA has a habit of showering with her boyfriend.
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Potato Chip (Kelly) | May 5, 2011 at 5:02 pm
showers are so much fun.
but Dani and his roommate have their own bathroom (really small dorm), so it’s not awkward for anyone else…
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ebeth | May 6, 2011 at 11:01 am
my RA from what i can tell (i don’t really talk to him) seems to be the good kid who doesn’t do that nonsense. although his girlfriend is super annoying so there must be -some- reason they’re together :-/ never heard him though and the walls aren’t exactly soundproof. or even anywhere close.
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Mel | May 4, 2011 at 7:45 am
Sometimes it’s “I’m a huge entitled bitch.”
Mmk, I’ve mentioned that I’ve heard her, yeah? But I was pretty whatever about it. Because I’m, y’know, an adult.
I asked her the last couple nights, she was like “all I heard was some banging.” “Uhh, yeah, that was definitely the crazy people upstairs rearranging their furniture…” Which it was. Trust me.
Last night at 2:56:27 I get a message: “I CAN HEAR YOU”
She is seriously like. A horror movie. Anyway.
So she talks to me about it in after class/work today. Important excerpts time!
“Don’t you think this many days in a row is a bit excessive?”
“Is he, like, sleeping here now?”
“So now that you have a single, is this going to be, like, a regular thing?”
“Can you meet me halfway? Because I can’t keep hearing this. Like, every other night? I mean it, or I’m going to get into some retaliation.”
The best part:
Her: “Oh, and by the way, [her fuckbuddy] is going to come over tonight, just so you know.”
Me: “Oh, so it’s cool if [bf] spends the night then.”
Her: “Oh, but it would be so weird if I brought him home and you guys were humping.”
So like, one, did she like threaten to do something ridiculous like spit in my milk or pee in shampoo bottles or whatever it is immature college kids do to their roomies? For having sex. In my own room. She was singing Justin Bieber half the day. That’s way worse than sex noises.
I think I’ll just do what she does and be obnoxiously loud all the time and act like apologizing changes the situation. Seriously, two and a half weeks more of her. So. The general consensus is have all the sex, fuck her shit, right?
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Dodecahedron | May 4, 2011 at 12:53 pm
If she were like, “hey, could you please try to be a little quieter during sex, it is interfering with legitimate things I have to do” it would be okay. Note that that is not what she is doing.
I’d be a little worried about the retaliation bit, I’d try to stay under the radar for another week and a half of the two and a half weeks, but that is just me and do whatever you feel is necessary (e.g. having all the sex, fucking her shit)
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Mel | May 10, 2011 at 1:58 pm
DEAR BUTTSEX, Y U HURT SO MUCH?
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ebeth | May 15, 2011 at 9:17 pm
my ex just offered to give me the rest of the lube we’d been using to use with my new bf
not sure if this is weird or awesome. probably both. (i said no anyway)
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Mel | May 16, 2011 at 7:57 am
All lubrication is public property.
I have been watching HIMYM all day.
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Fortune Cell | May 16, 2011 at 9:55 am
He’s that sure he isn’t going to use it?
PS I just got silicone based lube (been using water based) and it is tits.
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ebeth | May 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm
he just broke up with his girlfriend actually
and i haven’t watched any HIMYM in far too long
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shadowkat09 | July 25, 2011 at 8:49 am
Wow. I love the fact that sex has its own thread. No, really, I do.
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POSOC | July 27, 2011 at 6:47 am
This is basically where all the people who are fed up with the R&R threads go.
No, wait, that’s Love Lives and Lack Thereof. I guess this is where people go to talk about things that would be censored on the Other Blog.
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shadowkat09 | July 25, 2011 at 9:42 am
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE SON OF A SHIT GODDAMN IT?!?!?!?!?!!
*breathes deeply*
Ok, so, a few months ago, when I was dating someone else and my ex had just gotten out of his other relationship, I get a text from him saying “I might be a little bit drunk…”, and that’s it. I didn’t know wtf to do with it, so I didn’t reply, and it never came up again. Keep in mind, he and I were basically not talking at this point.
Now, however, and since mid-May, we have been working in the same office at school.
A couple weeks ago, I got drunk, and was all settled in to sleep, when I got it into my muddled head to send HIM a text, just to get back at him. So, I sent him “Hey, I’m a quite tipsy right now. Just thought I’d get back at you. Have a good night!” I was totally not expecting a reply, but there it came, and it said, “Lol where are you?” So I told him. He comes back with, “Oh lol you should be here with me.” And it went from there.
Basically, he managed to convince me that I should stay with him the next time I was staying on campus, and I was really wanting him (drunk, remember?), and we left it at that. Keep in mind that I was NOT the one who got us into even discussing sex, that was ALL HIM.
So today, my friend comes and tells me that she heard it through the grapevine that he’s been telling everyone in the office that I texted him for a booty call. What the fuck?!?! That was totally his idea, and I went with it, because I was drunk!! And, admittedly, I still find him somewhat attractive, physically. But the point is, he KNEW I was drunk, and still this bullshit?!?
Sooo…yeah, I’m gonna kick his ass.
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shadowkat09 | July 26, 2011 at 4:21 am
Um……….yeah…………..so it turns out there were other people in the office when I confronted him about the texting in the first place, and he was just telling people that nothing HAD happened, and this one former-A&F-model-bitch who also works here took it and twisted it into what I heard. Mother fucker. >.<
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shadowkat09 | July 26, 2011 at 5:04 am
Also, he was drunk, too. =b
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Mel Mneme | July 27, 2011 at 10:33 am
S-Kitty: I am so sorry, just be like. Dudes I get laid fuck you.
So I’m still trying to get a fucktonne of bloody handprints off my walls. This is why you should never have sex in your own bed. Also why black sheets are god.
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tetracontakaidigon | July 27, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Why was there so much blood? I would assume period sex, but I’m not sure that’s right from what you’ve said in the past.
On a semi-related note, bought a giant black towel for college and so excited.
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Ebeth | July 28, 2011 at 7:36 am
period sex is correct (she said, knowing way too much about everybody’s sex life)
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Fortune Cell | July 28, 2011 at 4:25 pm
period sex is less interesting than what I assumed
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shadowkat09 | July 29, 2011 at 5:47 am
Psh…MY period sex is great, cuz I actually get hornier AND tighter during that time of the month, so I love it. More.
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Fiddler | July 29, 2011 at 11:19 am
Speaking of black sheets, the black jersey sheets I got that claimed to be regular twin sheets are, according to the measurements, extra-long, and therefore suitable for collegeland. I am pleased with this.
(Not only because now I’ll have two sheet combinations that will make my bed look like an adult sleeps in it instead of a polka-dot obsessed 5 year old. Don’t judge, polka dots are awesome.)
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shadowkat09 | July 28, 2011 at 5:32 am
Lolz, thanks. Sad part, I’m still torn as to whether I would take him up on his offer if he asked again…and I have a boyfriend!!!!! But…sex with him is SO GOOD…=b
But blood? Whaaa…?? O.o
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Ebeth | July 28, 2011 at 7:40 am
is sex with your boyfriend bad? because that could be a legitimate issue in the relationship…if you guys don’t click sexually that’s romantically relevant, just like not getting along in terms of personality. people are often hesitant to admit that because they don’t want to come off as “shallow” but honestly, if the sex is no good, you guys will just be dissatisfied and it will probably lead to other issues in the relationship
of course he could be wonderful and you just like them both, i don’t know. but if your boyfriend isn’t good and/or isn’t improving, i’d say you might just want to tell him you’re better off as friends
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Fortune Cell | July 28, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Yeah, gonna have to agree here. If the sex sucks, don’t stick around.
Edit: Or, rather, get better at communicating to your partner about what you need for sex to be Good Sex.
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shadowkat09 | July 29, 2011 at 5:40 am
Oh, gosh no! Sex with bf = awesome!! However…my ex and I took each others’ V-cards. I mean, we’ll always have that special bond…and we also had over a year of practice with just each other, getting to know each others’ bodies, learning what each of us liked best…he’s also…well…slightly (SLIGHTLY) better-endowed…and stronger…and skilled with his tongue. >.> But yeah. At least the way he is right now, I kinda can’t stand him emotionally, so no worries of non-physical attraction.
But as I said, I work with him, see him every day, find myself accidentally checking him out and slipping into memories of fun times…so blech. Yucky situation. =b
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Lizzie | July 28, 2011 at 7:09 pm
So, like, I always knew I was tight, but apparently I’m really really tight. Like, can’t get the 120mm vibrator in tight.
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Fortune Cell | July 28, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Hey! I have BEEN THERE. It sounds like you’re even more severe than me, though, which is saying something. Have you looked into vaginismus at all? It can be caused by mental/emotional reasons (just due to anxiety about sex, basically) as well as physical ones. The general recommended treatment is to buy a series of dildos (http://www.vaginismus.com/products/dilator_set) and just work your way up with plenty of lube. I never *had* to do that, but frankly, it would have been a good idea – for the first 3/4 months I was sexually active it hurt a *lot*, and even now a bit of pain isn’t uncommon. That said, it’s gotten a LOT better. It just takes time. And lube.
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Lizzie | July 29, 2011 at 6:58 am
Yeah, I’ve looked at it before.
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Ebeth | July 28, 2011 at 7:57 pm
so for a while now, when finch and i have been messing around at his place fireworks will start going off right as we finish
no, literal fireworks. like, outside.
there are a couple ways to view this
1. there are people who REALLY LIKE FIREWORKS setting them off basically every night around the same time and we’re just super horny college kids who get sidetracked by the need to rip each others’ clothes off around the same time every night
OR
2. someone is peeking through and/or listening at the window, waiting for JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT, and setting off fireworks in our honor
i am going to pretend it is 2. because that would be fantastic.
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shadowkat09 | July 29, 2011 at 5:42 am
Hahaha!! That would be…well, creepy, tbh, but epic at the same time. Loves it.
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shadowkat09 | July 29, 2011 at 5:44 am
So, little update, here: talked to now-former-bitch-girl this morning. She only told her boss about what my ex said because she’s sick of having to avoid the shit-ton of drama we have in this office. And apparently, he asks her out to dinner or to hang out or whatever when he’s drunk. Awkward. Anyway, her boss then bitched to my friend, who immediately came to me. And that’s as far as anything went. Basically, everything’s cool with everyone else, my ex is just a douchbag. Great. 9_9
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shadowkat09 | July 29, 2011 at 5:45 am
*douchebag
Not that you wouldn’t have known what I meant…
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Dodecahedron | August 2, 2011 at 9:22 am
So my six month IUD checkup was yesterday!
Here were my goals for it:
1. Shorten strings so that they would be less likely to get caught in menstrual cup*
2. Ask if an ultrasound was necessary to confirm IUD placement
This gynecologist is also an obstetrician’s office, so the waiting room was filled with pregnancy and little kids’ magazines. AWKWARD. They did have nice couches, though. The office is about half an hour away from my house, which is inconvenient, but the gynecologist is really friendly (not in an awkward way) and Mom is willing to drive me, so that’s okay.
I waited and then was led to a room and asked the nurse the questions, and she said she’d ask the doctor, and then I partially disrobed and waited a few more minutes. In the exam room there was a clear model of a vagina with uterus that had a NuvaRing in it, which was pretty cool, although I still don’t really get if NuvaRings can be used with menstrual cups.
This gynecologist is male and relatively young (at least 10 years older than me though, not creepy-young), but I don’t see that the age and gender really matter much, he is helpful and that is what matters to me. When he entered the room he asked if I had any questions and I told him my questions and he said: Ultrasounds are necessary only if the IUD strings can’t be found. This might happen if the IUD is tilted sideways, in which case it would still provide protection, but they would have to use a gripper to go through my cervix to remove it. Then he did the actual check, with a speculum and all, which wasn’t too unpleasant all things considered. He also cut down the strings slightly, although they’re still pretty long because I can still feel them if I try to.
That was the whole exam! Now I don’t have to go back for a year and I can have all the consequence-free sex I want.
*for those who don’t know: an IUD is a t-shaped device that goes in the uterus and has monofilament strings that hang down from it and go through the cervix. You’re supposed to check the strings on your menstrual cycle to make sure it’s still there. The opening in the cervix that the strings cause makes you more susceptible to infection, but it also means that you can make sure your birth control is still working, which is important.
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Fiddler | August 18, 2011 at 9:56 pm
So the free condoms they threw at us after the “Let’s Talk About Sex” program for orientation (which was great, btw) are regular sized. I’m mostly keeping them to use as balloons or for emergencies/friends emergencies. Assuming I make friends, of course.
I should probably take them out of my bookbag, seeing as I’m going to do service at a elementary school tomorrow…going to do that now. Also should make sure none of them make their way home in my luggage.
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Fiddler | August 26, 2011 at 1:15 pm
There are Flight of the Conchords fans here. My signal for “do not even knock on the door” is totally going to be a sock pinned on the board outside of my room.
I love this place.
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POSOC | August 26, 2011 at 7:02 pm
WHEN I’M DOWN TO JUST MY SOCKS YOU KNOW THAT IT’S BUSINESS, IT’S BUSINESS TIME
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Fiddler | August 27, 2011 at 10:19 am
EXACTLY.
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Ebeth | August 29, 2011 at 10:06 pm
MY NEW SIGNAL IS DEFINITELY A BALLOON
BECAUSE DOCTOR WHO
or possibly just loud sex noises?
in other news ben isn’t moving in until a week after us. with tom de facto living on the other side with amy, this means finch and i have the whole house to ourselves for a week. winniiinng
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POSOC | August 30, 2011 at 7:20 pm
What does a balloon have to do with Doctor Who and sex? I feel like I’m missing some really obvious connection here, but all I can think of is that creepy little girl in Family of Blood.
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Ebeth | August 31, 2011 at 6:28 pm
the 6.5 half-finale episode, when the doctor discovers that amy and rory’s baby was conceived on the TARDIS and he’s like “how am i supposed to know, it’s not like they hang up a balloon or anything”